This is part of an obituary in the Hattiesburg American newspaper:
"Mass of Christian burial will be held at noon Monday at St.Thomas Catholic Church for Richard "Dick" Rump, 72, of Hattiesburg. (The rest of the obituary followed.)

I'm just thinking how much teasing this guy had to endure all his life with a name like Dick Rump.

Also recently there were two photos on the front page of the paper of students who were in alternative classes, mopping a floor. The girl's last name was "Lust", the guy's last name was "Loving." I have an idea the paper selected those two to photograph just because of their names!

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