So in the moving process it has come to my attention that Spike has some mortal enemies.

Mortal Enemy Number Une: The Vacuum cleaner. Spike feels the need to chase the vacuum and bite and bark at it. Clearly it is the highest offenders.

Mortal Enemy Numero Deux: The Swifters. I have one that vacuums and one that is a wet jet. These are also a serious problemo for the Spikeroni.

Mortal Enemy Numero Trios: The dolly. While moving into a mid rise the occasion has come up to use the dolly on muliple trips up and down from the car to the new APT.

Mortal Enemies Numero Quatre: Yip & Yap. The new neighbors right next to us have to little dogs, who I have fondly named as Yip & Yap. They bark constantly because of the next mortal enemey.

Mortal Enemy Cinq: Black Scottie Bastard. The new neighbors at the end of the hall use it for a dog park. Apparently they don't care that yip & yap bark constantly while they do this. I am not a fan.