Since I am new to this blog site and many of you have no idea who I am (some of you do). I will post a link to my old blog that I started a month or so after my boyfriend was killed in a car crash, this way you can read up on my adventures of my journey as a single mom.

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Now on to Fat Pills..One of the men I work with knows I do not eat donuts aka fat pills, yet he has started to bring in chocolate ones every day into my office. And every day I sit at my desk and growl at him, which makes him laugh and leave my office so I am alone to sit and stare at chocolate donuts.

This ritual has been going on for the past 3 weeks and started as soon as everyone, and I mean EVERYONE on Base has found out that David (the guy I was engaged to) came back from a business trip with another woman, who is living with him and playing house.

So Fat Pill Man decided that the best way to get over a lost love is with chocolate donuts. Chocolate by itself would be wonderful, there is nothing wrong with chocolate, it comes from a bean and it is natural, hey it could be considered a vegetable since it does in fact come from a bean.

Donuts on the other hand are full of trans fats, hence the name fat pills, pill came from the fact that they are often round, granted they have a hole in the middle..The middle part that is missing looks like a large pill, you know the donut hole. Even though they may have chocolate on them does not make them healthy.

So, for the past 3 weeks, every day I have been at work a new box is delivered to my office in hopes I will succumb into temptation and reach inside the box for a chocolaty delight, and shove the damn thing in my mouth.

I have resisted this temptation for the past 3 weeks by taking the box of fat pills and launching them out the garage-type door I have up here in my office. Where they land is anyone's guess, several have been seen stuck to someone's windshield, and one was stuck to the side of a helicopter..

Today was different. I came to work at 0200 (2am), I was tired from not getting much sleep in the past 3 weeks and a few hours later when Fat Pill Man came to work he had with him a box of fresh hot chocolate fat pills. I could see the steam coming out of the box when he placed it on my desk and then told me they were made only a few minutes ago.

He smiled and left my office.
I was banging away on my keyboard trying to figure out how to change my location on this blog, once I figured out that it was out of my hands I gave up.

This must have been a very emotional experience for me, because what happened next, I would never thought would ever happen in my lifetime...I reached into the box and took out a steaming fresh chocolate donut, my arm was no longer under my control and I could not stop it from taking the donut and placing it next to my lips. My mouth opened and the donut went in and I took the first bite of temptation.

OMG!! It was so good!!

The explosion of flavors that entered my mouth was out of this world! It was a feeling I will not soon forget.

I must have been in a chocolate stupor because I did not hear the door to my office open nor did I hear my boss and Fat Pill Man come in, the only sound I heard was a loud gasp that came from my boss and Fat Pill Man when they found me with chocolate smeared on my face.

Later today there is no doubt I will have to run 5 miles to work off the fat content in the one donut I consumed..
Damn that man for bringing them into my office!!