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Getting off Jets and Out of Corners

The skies have been gray the last two or three days and it has finally begun raining.   It is one of those slow steady rains that looks as though it will last all day.  
Guess this will be a good day to settle in with the book I'm currently reading and finish it.
The flu is rampant in this area right now.  Little Buddy fell victim this past weekend.  Sunday she was running 102 temperature, complaining of aching all over, of having a sore throat, and of a headache.  Holly and Bevan took her to an urgent care clinic where a test determined it was the flu.
Since she had just come down with the symptoms  that morning, the doctor prescibed Tamiflu, which is only effective if the flu is diagnosed in the first 48 hours.  
Thank goodness he did because it knocked it very quickly.  She was much better even the next day.  Bevan is one of those Republicans who has a paranoia against the flu shot.  Next year, I am going to personally take them to get a flu shot.   That is such a ridiculous reason not to get a flu shot.
I was worried because Holly had to be out of town until last night.  She and the CFO, who is also the group President, and three divisional heads had to review the Greenville, TX. location, the Tulsa facility, and the Mississippi locale.
They were able to get it done in three days. The corporate jet makes it so much easier and quicker.  This trip would have taken five days if they had flown commercially.
Speaking of my son-in-law, sometimes he amazes me. Keep in mind that this is a man who leads us in prayer before we eat, whether we are at home, McDonald's or the nicest restaurant in town.

Tuesday, I had a colonoscopy...don't even get me started on how much fun that little procedure is.  

Bevan had to pick me up, since Holly was out of town.  The girls, who get very upset if I go to the hospital for any reason, wanted their dad to tell them WHY I had to go to the hospital that morning.
He tried to calm their fears by telling them that it was just a test.  That, of course, was not enough.  They wanted to know WHAT KIND OF TEST.
Bevan, who always uses five sentences where one would suffice, began laboriously in his explanation by stating, 
"Do you know what the colon is?"  They got that; after all they take science in school.
Then he explained that the doctor uses a scope to look at the colon.
If only that had satisfied them! However, they had to know JUST HOW the scope could look at the colon. He explained that the doctor does it with a camera.

But they, Kenzie in particular, wanted to know HOW the camera could take the pictures because the colon was inside.

Bevan, who was getting in deeper all the time, finally blurted out. "They put a tube up her butt."  
I just know I could have done it in a more diplomatic and tactful way, but that is men for you. They have a real time working their way out of a corner, once they get backed into one.
Little Buddy spilled the beans, telling me what Daddy had said.  I blew it off, and we all had a laugh last night after Holly got home.  That is, Holly and I had a laugh, though we both could not believe he had actually said that.

Bevan began stuttering, getting red-faced, trying to explain how the whole conversation with the girls disintegrated to that point. Right back in that corner again.



posted on Feb 24, 2011 8:28 AM ()

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Having recently gone through this some procedure after putting it off for about three years, this was hilarious. Thanks for bringing laughter to me today.
comment by gapeach on Feb 27, 2011 3:05 PM ()
You are welcome. There's a little humor even in a colonoscopy if you search long enough and hard enough.
reply by redimpala on Feb 28, 2011 12:12 PM ()
Actually the procedure is a snap -- it's THE PREP that does you in. I have informed doctors that Gator Ade in the quantity recommended can lead to suicidal thoughts. My recent illness, severe upper respiratory infection, was, I was informed not the flu, and not bronchitis, not pneumonia. Ed had pneumonia. I still won't get a flu shot. I didn't have the flu and neither did Ed. Haven't had the flu since I can't remember. Mother did much better when she stopped getting flu shots. Didn't get it after that. Go figure.
comment by tealstar on Feb 25, 2011 2:51 PM ()
Procedure is a snap, since you are out. But that prep is a nightmare. I have learned, having had three previous colonoscopies, to always ask for a prescription of phenegren to keep that horred liquid from making me sick to my stomach.

I take a flu shot every year and find that I can get through the winter without so much as a cold when I have a flu shot.
reply by redimpala on Feb 28, 2011 12:16 PM ()
I know that you are really enjoying the girls and being able to curl up with a good book. We had the slow soaking rain which made us very happy.I
can't wait to get started on spring things.
comment by elderjane on Feb 25, 2011 7:36 AM ()
Spring is just around the corner, and I think we all are ready.
reply by redimpala on Feb 25, 2011 9:10 AM ()
Funny story! Mr. Priss tells it like it is!
comment by troutbend on Feb 24, 2011 12:42 PM ()
Yes, he does, though I think this is one time he could have been a bit more tactful.
reply by redimpala on Feb 24, 2011 12:59 PM ()
Sometimes 'tact and diplomacy' don't work PLUS the girls probably gigled and are still talking about him saying 'butt'!
comment by greatmartin on Feb 24, 2011 9:33 AM ()
Kinsey, in particular, couldn't wait to tell me what Daddy had said.
reply by redimpala on Feb 24, 2011 12:07 PM ()

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