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When I'm an Old Lady ... ..












When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry I'll run if I'm able!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll sit close to the TV, through channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"

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posted on Apr 7, 2012 3:42 PM (CST)


posted on Apr 7, 2012 1:57 PM ()

Comments:

This is great! I can picture my mother doing it.
comment by troutbend on Apr 8, 2012 6:09 AM ()
My mother DID do it....for five years, and I thought I was going to lose my mind!!
reply by redimpala on Apr 8, 2012 6:46 AM ()
Gee, you make me wish I'd had kids.
comment by tealstar on Apr 7, 2012 8:36 PM ()
Payback can be S-w-e-e-t!!!
reply by redimpala on Apr 8, 2012 6:46 AM ()
In a similar vein, my dear late mother-in-law dreamed of getting a little red sports car and driving to visit each of her nine children and their families, one after the other, taking up most of the year. Sadly, she didn't live long enough to do it, but she had and the author of this poem has the same sense of humor.

Sending you Easter smiles, Joan!
comment by marta on Apr 7, 2012 5:44 PM ()
Now, that is the right attitude!! I can relate to that dream!!
reply by redimpala on Apr 8, 2012 6:47 AM ()
Happy Easter to you YOUNG lady!!!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 7, 2012 3:21 PM ()
And Happy Passover to you, good friend!
reply by redimpala on Apr 7, 2012 5:27 PM ()

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