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Entertainment > Humor > Just Some of the Joys of Parents & Grandparents
 

Just Some of the Joys of Parents & Grandparents

Butter a piece of toast while peeing. 
Brush someone’s teeth against their will. 
Blow on food while it’s in someone else’s mouth. 
Help someone else blow on food while it’s in someone else’s mouth. 
Watch a child eat food that’s fallen out of someone else’s mouth. 
Watch a child eat food found on the floor. 
Watch a child eat food you found on the mantle. 
Watch a child eat candy found in a shoe. 
Visit a psychiatrist. 
Wipe somebody’s nose with your bare hand. 
Eat baby food. 
Blame a fart on a child. 
Blame a child’s fart on your spouse. 
Get someone dressed while you’re in the shower. 
Cut up a grape. 
Almost agree to cut up a raisin. 
Pretend to enjoy the flavor of a prune. 
Ask someone why their hair smells like Gogurt. 
Ask someone why their hair smells like your antiperspirant. 
Put someone else’s toenail clippings in your pocket. 
Let someone watch you crap while they stare blankly eating a popsicle. 
Have someone think you’re amazing at frisbee. 
Enjoy! And DON'T try to plead innocence.


posted on Nov 18, 2011 7:15 AM ()

Comments:

Avoided all that, not sorry. Yes, I know, the joys of parenthood. I can enjoy other peoples kids and they think I'm cool. The best of both worlds. I have cats. They can break your heart.
comment by tealstar on Nov 20, 2011 7:28 AM ()
Different strokes for different folks.
reply by redimpala on Nov 21, 2011 9:02 AM ()
Yes, parents and grandparents are a strange lot. No, I will not attempt to plea innocent.
comment by dragonflyby on Nov 20, 2011 7:03 AM ()
I can honestly say that for ten years I could not go to the bathroom without one of my children. If I locked the door, they took it personally and a total rejection of them.
reply by redimpala on Nov 21, 2011 9:04 AM ()
We are strange indeed. Suddenly, we also revert back to "baby talk" as well.
reply by redimpala on Nov 21, 2011 9:02 AM ()
What we do as parents and grandparents
comment by dogsalot on Nov 18, 2011 1:38 PM ()
And think nothing of it at the time.
reply by redimpala on Nov 18, 2011 7:39 PM ()
Done most of them except for bare handed snot wiping. Eeeeewwww! I cleaned it off the carpet, couch, my shirt, etc. later.
comment by nittineedles on Nov 18, 2011 11:54 AM ()
I have to pass on that one also. But, I'm guilty of most of the rest.
reply by redimpala on Nov 18, 2011 7:38 PM ()
All my reasons for NOT being a parent!
comment by greatmartin on Nov 18, 2011 7:44 AM ()
Oh, but it's so much fun, Martin!!
reply by redimpala on Nov 18, 2011 7:38 PM ()
I'm not a mother, but I can appreciate these!
comment by solitaire on Nov 18, 2011 7:17 AM ()
I'm sure you, as a parent, can relate.
reply by redimpala on Nov 18, 2011 7:44 AM ()

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