Sandy and Ned had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As Sandy was bending over pulling weeds, Ned looked over and said, "Honey, your butt sure is getting big. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."

Then Ned, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt. Yep, he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size!" Sandy got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening when they went to bed, Ned cuddled up to Sandy, and said, "How about it honey?" How about a little lovemaking?" Sandy rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.

She replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie, do you?