Q: Which bumper sticker would you be most likely to put on your car?
At Least In Vietnam, Bush Had An Exit Strategy
May the Fetus You Save Be Gay
Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun
Nice Hummer. Sorry About Your Penis.
No Way in Hellary!
Evolution Is Just A Theory...Kind of Like Gravity

Q: What's the greatest threat to American democracy?
Warmongering neocons who are itching to start World War III
Religious nutjobs who want to turn America into a theocracy
Civil liberty-seizing fearmongers who want to shred the Constitution
Terrorist-appeasing liberals who want to surrender to Islamic fascists
The gay agenda of SpongeBob SquarePants

Q: Was the Iraq war worth it?
Yes, mission accomplished
Yes, they attacked us on 9/11 and payback is a bitch
No, it's a total freaking disaster that's become another Vietnam
I don't know, I'm too busy trying to figure out why I'm still paying $3.50/gallon for gas after we took over the world's second largest oil reserve

Q: Michael Moore once said, "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants." What's your opinion of Moore's remark?
Agree
Disagree
He should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
He should be sent to Guantanamo Bay and piled into a naked pyramid

Q: What statement best describes your opinion of Bill Clinton?
He was a great president who brought peace and prosperity
He was a masterful politician who outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted the vast right-wing conspiracy
It depends on what the meaning of the word draft-dodging, pot-smoking philandering national disgrace is
He left the country in recession and vulnerable to attack on 9/11 because he was too busy getting his winky whacked

Q: Which of the following do you find most offensive?
A vice president who enjoys telling Senators to "go f--- yourself" and shooting people in the face
A Senator who enjoys lecturing about family values when he's not busy tapping his toes in the men's room and soliciting gay sex
An anti-war protester who says that Bush is "ten times the terrorist" that Osama bin Laden ever was
A Hollywood celebrity who says that anyone who uses more than one square of toilet paper is contributing to global warming
A FOX News host who sanctions an Al Qaeda terrorist strike on San Francisco and laments that Hurricane Katrina didn't wipe out the UN

Q: In a perfect world, America would be ____
France
A global leader in the struggle against poverty, global warming, and infectious diseases
Cleansed of all warmongering, gas-guzzling, Bible-thumping zealots and bigots
Cleansed of all abortion-loving, French-appeasing, gay-marrying sodomites and sinners

Q: Fox News Channel can best be described as ____
Fair and balanced
Fairly unbalanced
A little slanted, but nothing compared to the pervasive bias of the dominant liberal media establishment
A shameless propaganda outfit that would have made Joseph Goebels proud

Q: President Bush's tax cuts ____
Were a shameless giveaway to the obscenely rich
Saved me money, but not nearly as much as my offshore tax shelter
 Would have been better spent securing our ports, borders and nuclear plants against terrorist attack
Were a nice start, but I won't be satisfied until we have a 15% flat tax and government is shrunk to a size where it can be drowned in the bathtub

Q: The best way for Democrats to keep the White House is to ____
Vow to uphold the Constitution, stop waging bogus wars, and take back our country
Grow a spine and actually do something for a change
Distance themselves from Michael Moore, MoveOn.org, and other left-wing extremists who give Dems a bad name
Embrace mainstream values by supporting bans on abortion and gay marriage
Rig the election

  I scored 9 out of 10,(I missed the Michael Moore question) which, according to the website means, and I quote,  that I am " a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. I am appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and I'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In my view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands."
If you would llke to see how you actually rate as a Democrat, go to the link below and take the actual quiz.
https://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldemocraticloyaltyquiz.htm