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That was close!


I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently
waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-Aussie slogans,
with a half- burned Aussie flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a
"Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly
over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That
could have been me !"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job
as a bus driver.