I always promised that no matter what happened, no matter how hard you try, something always goes wrong. Even after all of the time and energy that I’ve devoted to cultivating a human being it still requires a new kind of fertilizer to grow correctly. Since it seems these days that you only respond to public humiliation allow me to ever so gently burden you with the load. Here, my dear, is what you did wrong.

1) You have totally failed at being “America’s fucking sweetheart.” Real life circumstances not withstanding you have also found a way to be rude to no less than four people online who you have not been given explicit permission to do so. Chihuahualover and Joeszrepublican page are the only two that I have told you that you can jump all over and that means that amerigobard, while you may have believed that you were defending my honor it did in no way give you permission to be rude. As if I need your pretty little mouth anywhere but my cock.
2) You fail to show proper deference when we are together among our peers in the scene. Specifically when we are talking about religion and politics you are not to speak unless spoken to. (In other words I am ALLOWED to think that Muslims are barbarians.) See number 1
3) I CANCELLED a show with a girl because you pout when I do them with other women but you clearly knew that was going to happen from the start. Then when I made those arrangements to have you take her place you decided that your five year high school reunion was more important.
4) After I had to try – and fail - to reschedule with the girl (which is very hard to do when you DO NOT apologize ever) you whined your way into getting me to go and refused to wear the collar and dress that I selected for you.
5) When I sent you to your room you still slinked out like a sulking dog in the middle of the night to sleep at the foot of my bed. Punishment is punishment Holly.
6) You do not seem to remember who dragged you through everything that you’ve accomplished including your college classes that you were barely passing when I picked you up by your boot straps and forced you to get your shit together.
7) You didn’t mind wearing the collar when you were prancing around the bars like a drunken college slut.
8) You have proven that you are far too comfortable in your position and that you need to relearn some humility.

Her name is Aurora.