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Life & Events > Boring > Why I Need a Drink ...
 

Why I Need a Drink ...

I need a drink early today because...

1. My back yard is growing leaves.

2. I just checked my checking account balance and had to drive to the bank with twenty dollars in cash, quick!

3. The mail was all bills and election stuffers.

4. I ran out of coffee filters.

5. The laundry baskets are overflowing again.

6. I get almost nothing but 800-number telephone calls. (which I never, ever pick-up!)

7. Mariah turned me down for a lunch date.

8. Gasoline is ten cents lower today than it was Saturday when I bought gas.

9. It was 33 degrees F last night and is not going over 51 today.

and

10. There are still two weeks and one day until this election takes place.

posted on Oct 20, 2008 10:06 AM ()

Comments:

Your backyard is growing leaves. Sorry to laugh, but that is funny. Doesn't take much to make me laugh. Did you see the photos of Fredo's yard???? Talk about leaves! Good beer always goes with yard work!!!!
comment by anniel on Oct 21, 2008 12:57 PM ()
Real winter is coming here at last. I will be sorry to see the end of the balmy days we have been having, and it has saved a lot on heating bills.
comment by troutbend on Oct 20, 2008 9:27 PM ()
no coffee filters? ye gods....I'd have braided my used dental floss into a rope and hung myself.

reguards
yer you poor man pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Oct 20, 2008 5:42 PM ()
I'm waiting till dinner for my wine. Maybe I should call my ex boss. When Ed and I go to join him for lunch in Sarasota, that's the one time I have a martini. It doesn't happen all that often. Then we drive home (2 hours) and I take a nap.
comment by tealstar on Oct 20, 2008 1:44 PM ()
It's Monday, and that alone is reason to drink...lol.
comment by busymichmom on Oct 20, 2008 12:58 PM ()
I'll drink to all of that!
comment by janetk on Oct 20, 2008 12:33 PM ()
I've had many of these kinds of days in which a drink would have been very, very nice! I wonder if the next time that you buy gas, it will be 20 cents higher--------------
comment by angiedw on Oct 20, 2008 12:19 PM ()
The one about coffee filters was the BEST!

Enjoy your drink later today!
comment by greeneyedgemini on Oct 20, 2008 11:42 AM ()
it's 5 o clock somewhere!
comment by kristilyn3 on Oct 20, 2008 11:33 AM ()
Do it.
comment by kristilyn3 on Oct 20, 2008 10:23 AM ()

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