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Entertainment > Humor > Why Golf is Better Than Sex ...
 

Why Golf is Better Than Sex ...

David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Golf Is BetterThan Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07... Foursomes are encouraged.

#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05... Three times a day is possible.

#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.



And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better thansex......

#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

posted on July 10, 2014 12:58 PM ()

Comments:

comment by kevinshere on July 12, 2014 11:57 PM ()
You and Letterman make a compelling case!
comment by jjoohhnn on July 12, 2014 5:54 PM ()
I knew I was missing something. Well, too late now.
comment by tealstar on July 11, 2014 6:21 PM ()
You are a funny man Jon Adams.
comment by elderjane on July 10, 2014 6:10 PM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on July 10, 2014 1:26 PM ()

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