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Entertainment > Humor > Earlene ...
 

Earlene ...

Billy and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."




(Thanks to the Redhead...)

posted on July 27, 2011 9:30 AM ()

Comments:

comment by troutbend on July 31, 2011 8:59 AM ()
love it.
comment by elderjane on July 28, 2011 2:19 PM ()
comment by dragonflyby on July 28, 2011 12:51 PM ()
comment by marta on July 27, 2011 5:25 PM ()
comment by redhead on July 27, 2011 11:46 AM ()
Serves him right for leaving her home.
comment by tealstar on July 27, 2011 10:27 AM ()

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