Its Exam Time Kiddies
Which Only Means Blood Sweat and Tears for some of us. And Oh Dont forget Panic Attacks, Elliptic Seizures and Carpal Tunnel and Stress.
Rule One : Dont Stress, Unless That Works for you. Getting All Bent Out of Shape BEFORE the exam Will NOT help you my friend. You gotta play it cool, cant let the education system get the best of you, oh no my friend you shall be cool as the Fonz waltzing into that exam.
Side Note: Once You See the Exam And Realize that You KNOW NOTHING and wonder where the hell the professor pulled these questions from .... Then You May Panic and Cry.
Rule Two: Just Because You Dont Know the Answer Doesnt Mean You Cant Answer the Question. (Unless Its Science , You Guys Are Fucked To Begin with). BullCrap Your Way Through Like An Artist! This Works best for the Arts.
Rule Three: Pretend You Know What You Are Talking About. That Battle In 1865, Fuck Man Your Great Great Great .... (so On) Grandfather Was In That. Volcanic Activity, You Are the volcanic activity. Gross Domestic Product , You are the Product ! If You Convince Yourself That You Know What You Are Talking About You Just Might Convince the Professor.
Rule Four: Judge Your Questions wisely my friend. Answer the questions you know the best , first. That way the questions you dont know, you have more time to hopefully eventually stumble onto the answer on the ones you dont.
Rule Five: Finally When All Else Fails, Your Prayers to the God(s), The Crying, The Bribes, And Bullshitting Has Got You No Where .....
My Friend it is time to be Ballsy. If You Have the Balls You May Answer the Question However You Deem Appropriate. For Inspiration Look at the Photos Below.