1. I am Anal about my sandwiches. For the life of me I can not eat peanut butter and jam sandwiches. They just do not mix. Its JUST PLAIN WEIRD ! I Cant eat peanut butter sandwich that has butter on it.You do not EFF AROUND WITH PEANUT BUTTER !!!! My peanut butter sandwich has to be just peanut butter nothing else. Another thing .. Crunchy peanut butter is just plain stupid. If I wanted to eat rocks with my peanut butter I can do that. And if I wanted my toast or bread destroyed and mauled then I will have crunchy peanut butter. Although A little side note, if someone made me a peanut butter sandwich with jam I would eat it ... maybe



2. Unicorns are real they are just hiding.

3. The kids after Leprechaun dude for his lucky charms is FALSE. They are actually after him..... Why you might ask? Well you see if you catch a Leprechaun you are granted three wishes.

4. Numbers are not real. (Who made them up anyway ?)

5. I cant swim well ... (remember those little stickers you get for each level you passed in the swimming classes? Well I only got as far as orange) If I was stuck in the ocean and had to swim somewhere far... I would die.

6. You and the Captain Make it Happen, But what about his Parrot !! HE IS ALWAYS IGNORED AND FORGOTTEN !!!

7. My dog is better than yours. You are just in denial

8. The idea of Man nurses still make me chuckle

9. Bringing back the 70's to the twentieth century sounds like a pretty backwards Idea. SO instead lets bring the twentieth century to the 70's

10. the phrase Another one Bites the dust taken literally... Makes you wonder... Would biting dust be unsanitary?

11. Be Fore Warned the Cookie Monster is an real A-hole if he doesnt get his cookies. He makes Oscar the Grouch Look Nice.

12. Do not Drink Green Tea Before Bed

13. Lamp Shades are strange .... Dont you get a lamp to have more light in your room .... ? And then to put a shade on it ... to get rid of the light ..?

14. Stars are not Rocks and Rocks aren't Stars. So phrase rock star ... is lame as well

15. "Get down tonight " < song .... For zombies it would be "Get up Tonight"

16. Diet Pepsi Make us question whats really in our soda since 1964

17. Your mom Facebooks

18. Who invented stairs ..?

19. Who let the dogs out .... THEIR OWNERS Mkkkay?? So now we all know the answer it will never ever be discussed or sung ever again

20. The bogey Man Is gay.. He HAS to be ! If he is in your closet all the time.

21. If a rabbits foot gives you luck ... what would I get if I got the Easter Bunnies foot? Would I get Luck or Chocolate

22. If you put the Lime In the Coconut where do you put the Coconut?

23. Vanilla is the best scent ever. Do not argue with me on that one.

24. Seeing yummy food on tv, is just plain MEAN !! Like a Cinnamon roll.

25. My morning consists of sugary cereal and coffee filled with cream, sugar and more sugar. I know its bad for you. But I wont get up otherwise. Its a way to lure me out of my bed.

26. The English language sucks, we pretty much rapped every other language to come up with ours.

27. 2008 is suppose to be better than 2007.... but I have not received a check for a million dollars

28. I should become a Model... But I seriously suck at taking photos

29. I like hats... but I do not wear them ... Why? I do not know I feel like its not my style and so if I did wear one then I would feel like a poser.

30. Putting gum under the desk .. is so old skool the new way is to stick on the person sitting next to you