Lets see what names we would be if we were other professions/people! Erase my answers and replace them with your witty ones, then forward to as many friends and family that you think would play along....plus return it to me as well!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Michael John William Shepherd

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( mother and fathers middle names )

Patrice Bernard

3. NASCAR NAME: ( first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)

Eric John

4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Shemi

5. DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color , favorite animal)

Purple Horse

6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)

John Cleethorpes

7. SUPER HERO NAME: (2nd fav color , fav drink , add " THE" to the beginning)

The Pink Gin

8. FLY NAME: ( first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Mird

9. STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

Cookie Dough Chip Choc Chip

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)

Topsy Imperial

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first 3 letters of last name plus izzle )
Sheizzle

13. YOUR IRAQI .. NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name) :

Iejoelerd

14. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Chad

15. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/ cologne, fav candy )

Channel Minstrel