On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is
involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married
in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone
has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and
the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed
that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was
the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they
wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
somewhat bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the
ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to
find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll
take me to find a Lawyer?!'