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Happy Memorial Day, MyBloggerstown.
    My mind ponders the wierdest things. Pro'ly due to old age . But here is some stuff I never quite got. Like f'rinstance....
1) How come the Cartwrights on "Bonanza" could never keep any women? I mean every time one of them got serious about anybody the party would either die tragically, run off with someone else, or go nuts. And how come no one ever investigated Ben Cartwright and how all his wives sorta died suddenly? Had that happened today, they'd have backhoes and jackhammers digging up the back forty looking for remains and CNN satelite trucks would be frightening the cows into going dry.
2) Ever notice how the bad guys on cop shows are notoriously bad shots while the good guys can drop a whole gang with two bullets? And why stupid bad guys when, after unloading their guns into a superhero, throw the gun at them. Like THAT's gonna work after all those bullets just bounced off. And let's not forget the old 20 shots out of a six shooter without reloading bit.
3) Why is it that fat, unatractive men can get hot babes to fall for them because they have a "good heart" but fat, unatractive women cannot get hot men to merely look their way even though said women have hearts of gold? Heh? And why is it that fat, unatractive folks are never the stars of the show? They're always portrayed as either braniacs with no lives or bubbling incompentant boobs. As a fat(but attractive, mind you)person I protest vehemently.
4) How come Capt. James T. Kirk kept harping on the "Prime Directive"(i.e. non interference with other cultures) yet violated it at every opportunity.
Mr. Spock: "Captain, I believe introducing Latte Cappacino to these cave dwellers violates the Prime Directive".
Capt. Kirk: " That only applies to non-stagnant cultures on orange colored planets populated by green women during months with an 'r' in them, Mr. Spock."
Mr. Spock(fainting from the illogic) "Fascinating."
And how come, with all the horsing around he did, Capt. Kirk was never brought up on sexual harrassment charges, slapped with a paternity suit, or contracted every form of v.d. in the known universe? The man danced between the raindrops.
5). How come every other parent on "Leave It To Beaver" as a bullying, controlling, anxious, inflexable, uncaring, bumbling nitwit and only the Cleavers were perfect parents? And how come Mr. Cleaver always wore a suit to the dinner table? That was soo bizzare. It was all we could go to get MY dad to wear trousers. (Mebee if Dad had worn a suit to the table once in awhile he'd have stopped telling us that we were so stupid we couldn't find our own asses with a mirror and a map, among other things.)
6) And finally, if it was only a three hour tour, why did Ginger and the Howells have all that luggage? That one still keeps me awake nights.
Have a good rest of the week, everyone.
reguards
yer way too much time on my hands pal
bugg
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