Not to be maudlin, but this is pretty much the note my uncle posted on his front door when he killed his wife and himself a couple of years ago. Don't apologize, I don't feel bad about it, it's just funny to see it written out like that. Hugs to all the kitties.
Quincey sounds as though he may be becoming a Tea Party follower. Don't mention the name of Sarah Palin to him, whatever you do, Hobbie.
I keep a huge heavy mallet putter and a machete within arm's length of the doors. No problem. Not that I am paranoid but who knows what an ex-wife might try.
Tell yur daDDy he duz not need a Glock 'cuz he has six, count 'em, SIX attack cats. He iz safe.
I hope dear Hobbes that you have a second installment for this post. Tell Daddy to please, when he can, lock the gun up.
Don't let Quincey shoot the nice UPS man who brings the Fancy Feets gift treats....