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Entertainment > Humor > Funny Wun
 

Funny Wun

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

posted on Jan 14, 2011 6:38 PM ()

Comments:

LOL!!! That is priceless!!!
comment by gapeach on Jan 17, 2011 6:51 PM ()
You're too much, Hobbes.
comment by solitaire on Jan 16, 2011 6:59 AM ()
I loved the conversation there.
comment by fredo on Jan 15, 2011 8:14 AM ()
Hysterical.
comment by tealstar on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 AM ()
. . . . Hhhmmm, food for thought . . . how to trap a liar . . .

comment by febreze on Jan 15, 2011 5:08 AM ()
Sounds like the conversations we have around here.
comment by troutbend on Jan 14, 2011 8:39 PM ()
comment by marta on Jan 14, 2011 7:26 PM ()

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