Daddy kant eAT none, so he cuts sum cheeze an he give it to us Katz! Now Doobie he a liddle pig and he tryz to eat everones cheeze. Then SAtchy smak him onna head and they roll round and round and scrap sum.

So DAddy get angry and make em stop. So they run inna front room and hide and I eat it for them.

Yumm gude!

DAddy he make sum chickin lass night wif asparagrass and stuff. He eats it all and say: "Darn I wants a stake!"

We watch sum futbol and then he go out fer a smoke. He go out on front porch to smoke. Now the front door got fixed cuz it was stuck you know for a week. The land-lordy come to fix it and he say, "Kin I have a cupple of those KAtz cuz we gots a mousie."

Daddy SAY: "NO. They house Katz. They my kids. I not wanna let them go away."

See how my DAddy make us stay here (but I wud like to cotch a mousie!)

OK. I tired now. I think I take a nappy.