Now it's 32 degrees fahrenheit. Whut duz fahrenheit mean anyway?
Now its gonna snow sum and then rain tomorrow, so the deep snow maybe is gonna melt sum and flood. Oh boy!
My daDDy he been painting like a crazy man but he ain't gonna cut off his ear so don't werry about him.
He has to go to the store today cuz the homeboys need litter for their poopie boxes.
Then heez gonna try to cut a hole in the huge ice blocking the curb- caused by the snowplows - so the overloaded trash bin can be picked up on Monday. They didn't pick up trash this week so they sed we got to 'dubble up.' HEY! It wuz already dubbled up frum the week before. We been stashing trash bags in the cellar for five days! There ain't any more room to put it out there. Save us!
Oh the vagaries of Ohio. Maybe we'll win a lottery and move to the coast and nebber ebber see snow again!
MOL
Fat chance of that!