SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES THAT WORK!!
1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else
to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. To avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat-
use the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. [remember to use a timer.]
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives - you'll be
afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - Q20 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the Q20. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem

And how was your week?