The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..



Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend:

The other night when my fiance came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams, I love you!'


The mistress:

The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and a big smile spread across his face!


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home, I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,


(you are going to love this)



"What's for dinner, Zorro?"