Since I warned you in the title, no complaints will be registered for this bit 'O humor!! ;)
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Young Danny saw his dad and Auntie Carol drive into the woods, curious he followed.

"Mum, Mum,I saw dad and aunty Carol drive into the woods and saw dad take off his shirt....."
"Hang on" said Mum, "why don't you wait until the evening meal and tell me and Dad what you saw, and we can watch Daddies' face?"

That evening Danny told the tale...

" I saw Dad and Auntie Carol in Dads car and he took off his shirt and she took off her blouse"
"What happened next?" asked Mum with smirk
"Well, they did the same thing you did with Uncle Jeff when Dad was away with the army"

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Karma is such a Bitch..... :)