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Off and Running

Well it is my Saturday and a day of rest it is not going to be. I have a schedule to keep and way too many errands.

·        Go to bank (ATM) so I can pay some bills.

·        Go to DMV and get my tags for the car.

·        Pay the insurance for said car.

·        Go to Wal-Mart and get groceries and a watch.

·        Pay rent.

·        Get on the computer and pay other bills.

·        Sit in my chair and cry because I am now broke.

Oh well what you going to do.

Think I will sit here and have another cup of coffee before I start running.

 

In the “It’s hard to believe we are at the top of Top of the Food Chain File”.

 

Bernard Fincher Jr. of Buffalo N.Y. was arrested this last March for possession of cocaine. The police found his stash hidden in a doughnut box.

Ok let’s think this through. Police---doughnut box, what was this guy thinking?

 

Grump

posted on Apr 30, 2008 6:48 AM ()

Comments:

Yes, I agree. This is going to be my Saturday, also. I'll buy some doughnuts for the next cop I see waiting in the bushes!
comment by sunlight on Apr 30, 2008 8:40 PM ()
I think broke is my middle name..
comment by elfie33 on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM ()
on your joke!!!
And I hear ya. As soon as I get paid it's gone, sometimes even before! It's quite sad indeed...
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 30, 2008 12:18 PM ()
oh yeah.......... today is your Saturday. Are you going to Africa?
comment by cindy on Apr 30, 2008 7:25 AM ()
Around here, when you need the police and call the dispatcher, you start by saying, "I was just taking the doughnuts out of the oven when..."

They come in less than three minutes.
comment by hobbie on Apr 30, 2008 7:00 AM ()
comment by hobbie on Apr 30, 2008 6:59 AM ()

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