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I have three friends who are email junkies. They will send me (and half the western world) everything they come across. They all seem to know every web site that has;
1. Goofy videos-mostly of girls losing some article of clothing or guys farting in church.
2. Up lifting messages -usually a story of some poor girl who has been in a car wreck, leprosy, a fatal eating disease and was cured by prayer and if I don’t pass it along to 5,000 of my closest friends in 15 minutes my penis will fall off.
3. Dumb Yankee and redneck jokes and stories-thus proving that regional borders do not bind being stupid. There is enough to go around.
4. Patriotic – what is interesting about these is that about half the stories (while wonderful) are fake or just misinformation.
5. And last but not least is the political stuff. From what has been sent to me all and anybody who is or has ever thought about running for office should be in prison.
While I appreciate them thinking of me and providing me a way to waste time (like I have that problem) they seem to gather this stuff while at work.
One of the three works for the government so I guess we can’t expect him to actually work, but the other two are in the private sector.
I don’t know where I am going with this except that the next time you call somewhere and are put on hold be patient. The person you need to talk to is emailing me a video about a one legged redneck guy who can fart the National Anthem. He will be with you as soon as he can.
posted on Apr 16, 2008 9:21 AM ()
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Thank you, someone, from the bottom of my heart.
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