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The Potty






A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."

BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE P <> OTTY' YET."

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"




BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."












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posted on July 2, 2010 9:41 AM ()

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I hope the only blogger who sees fit to report on the state of his bowels reads this little hint.
comment by elderjane on July 3, 2010 7:29 AM ()
And we all know who that is!
reply by troutbend on July 3, 2010 10:23 AM ()
billy he not silly he watches what others do
comment by kevinhere on July 2, 2010 4:41 PM ()
that's for sure there.
reply by fredo on July 3, 2010 1:03 PM ()
I sent it to Mr. Troutbend's mother - she might try it.
comment by troutbend on July 2, 2010 1:21 PM ()
She sounds like my mother, who used to give daily reports on the state of her bowels in spite of the fact that I kept reminding her that I did not give daily reports on my constipation or lack therof.
reply by redimpala on July 2, 2010 6:19 PM ()
well you never know that she may try it.
reply by fredo on July 2, 2010 2:30 PM ()
Makes sense to me!!!
comment by redimpala on July 2, 2010 10:13 AM ()
Maybe.
reply by fredo on July 2, 2010 2:30 PM ()

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