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To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity




1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For ! Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

! 10. &nb sp; Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! &nb! sp; I W on!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. &n! bsp; Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


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posted on Dec 7, 2008 10:13 AM ()

Comments:

HAHAHA Those were great!!! I would LOVE to say 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. here at work. If only!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 8, 2008 10:04 AM ()
Hysterical Fredo.
comment by shesaidwhat on Dec 8, 2008 9:15 AM ()
comment by itsjustme on Dec 8, 2008 12:15 AM ()
Pretty funny there, Alfredo.
comment by busymichmom on Dec 7, 2008 8:53 PM ()
I didn't know they had condom fitting rooms.. I could have saved so much money...
comment by coincutter on Dec 7, 2008 8:17 PM ()
They are all great, but... you saved the best for last (#14). Hey, I'll certainly try that ordering diet water. That is good. Thank you for the laughs.
comment by anniel on Dec 7, 2008 3:47 PM ()
Too funny. I'll have to try a few of those... or not.
comment by mellowdee on Dec 7, 2008 2:45 PM ()
All good suggestions
comment by grumpy on Dec 7, 2008 1:18 PM ()
I think these sound like so much fun!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Dec 7, 2008 11:42 AM ()

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