> > The Light turned yellow
> >
> >
> > The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
> > stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
> > light by accelerating through the intersection.
> >
> > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
> > frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
> > dropping her cell phone and makeup.
> >
> > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
> > up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered
> > her to exit her car with her hands up..
> >
> > He took her to the police station where she was searched,
> > fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
> >
> > After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
> > the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
> > arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
> >
> > He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> > your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
> > front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What
> > Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate
> > holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the
> > chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I
> > assumed you had stolen the car."
> >
> > Priceless