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>>
>> Subject: and Then the Fight Started
>>
>>
>> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
>> expensive....
>> so, I took her to a gas station.....
>> And then the fight started....
>>
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>> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
>> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
>> to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
>> wallet at home.
>>
>> I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
>> come back later.
>>
>> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
>>
>> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
>> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
>> and she processed my Social Security application.
>>
>> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my ex perience at the
>> Social Security office.
>>
>> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
>> disability, too'
>>
>> And then the fight started.....
>>
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>>
>> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
>> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
>> nearby table.
>>
>> My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
>> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
>> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
>> hasn't been sober since.'
>>
>> 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
>> celebrating that long?'
>>
>> And then the fight started.....
>>
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>>
>> I rear-ended a car this morning.
>>
>> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
>> of his car.
>>
>> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
>> just seem funny?
>>
>> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
>>
>> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
>> HAPPY!!!'
>>
>> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>>
>> And then the fight started.....
>>
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