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Entertainment > Humor > Quote for the Day ...
 

Quote for the Day ...

It's Monday and I thought we could use a laugh...LOL
 

Quote for the day

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."


posted on Sept 15, 2008 7:15 AM ()

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I love this and I'm sending it to all my friends...it might come in handy, you never know!
comment by donnamarie on Nov 19, 2008 11:26 AM ()
And rightly so.
comment by elderjane on Sept 16, 2008 8:06 AM ()
Well, of course!
comment by sunlight on Sept 16, 2008 1:08 AM ()
comment by elliott on Sept 15, 2008 6:01 PM ()
comment by ducky on Sept 15, 2008 5:59 PM ()
great one. thanks for the laughter
comment by panthurdreams on Sept 15, 2008 2:45 PM ()
comment by anniel on Sept 15, 2008 11:36 AM ()
comment by teacherwoman on Sept 15, 2008 11:05 AM ()
No worry,no woman in this house.
comment by fredo on Sept 15, 2008 10:55 AM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Sept 15, 2008 8:08 AM ()
Aint it the truth!!
comment by jjoohhnn on Sept 15, 2008 7:44 AM ()
You betcha! Have a good day, Elfie!
comment by marta on Sept 15, 2008 7:24 AM ()
great quote, sooo right.
comment by tracy on Sept 15, 2008 7:19 AM ()

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