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That's Just Strange..

(Kristy I thought of you at lunch, when I was freaking out)
OK..tell me if you think I've lost my mind...but I think my car is possessed.   It started this morning....I pull in next to a lady that I work with.  She locks her car, and all of a sudden my car beeps and every light starts to flash and my horn starts to blow.    I press the little dohicky button and it stops....I thought...ok...no biggie...my car just doesn't like her car...whatever...well....
Fast forward to a few hours later and I'm leaving to go to lunch.  
I get in the car and the horn starts blowing, lights start flashing....scared the heck outta me.   I press the little dohicky button again (you know the little key holder thingy)...and nothing happens...Lights are still blinking...horn is still blowing, and to top it off it won't let me start the car.   Not that I want to drive down the road looking like a circus act...but still...it's the principle of the thing...
I press the little button again....open and close the windows....open the trunk (don't laugh by this point I was getting desperate and people were starting to stare)...again..nothing.   Car is still lit up like a Christmas tree and still beeping at me.   I give it one more shot...press the buttons a little harder......and it finally stops.   I try starting the car again....and you guessed it...again with the horn and lights...dear lord in heaven...I guess I finally pushed enough buttons cuz it finally stopped...not without giving me a few grey hair...
I'm not sure why it happened....her car is a Ford Mustang, and Mine is a Mazda Millenia ....not even the same year...
All I know is I think my car is possessed....and I'm not parking near her car again....

posted on Apr 22, 2008 2:08 PM ()

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How funny!!
comment by carrryon on Apr 24, 2008 12:53 PM ()
Ohhhh, your car is in LOVE! That cute little Mustang sidled up close, and WoooooooHooooooooooo!!!!! Your Millenia got all excited!!!!

And, how dare you try to leave? Take a chance that the two shall be apart and, maybe, never to park side by side again? No wonder your car revolted!!! All it wanted you to do was to leave it alone, let it be!
comment by donnamarie on Apr 23, 2008 7:01 PM ()
This made me laugh out loud. It's something that would happen to me. Embarrassing, eh. But I could so totally see you driving home with the lights blinking and the horn blaring. How funny would that have been?
Maybe the battery is low?
comment by walkwithgrace on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM ()
weird?
comment by strider333 on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM ()
that's why I never had one of those electronic doo-hickeys. ya just never know when they'll go on the fritz.

reguards
yer opening the car the old fashioned way...with the key pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Apr 22, 2008 7:11 PM ()
Yep, it's posessedNeed an exorcist?
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 22, 2008 6:37 PM ()
Perhaps you need to check your fuses? Bring along some Holy Water tomorrow, Bless it. Also might want to put some sage in the car, check your seasoning and herbs, honest, just put some sage here there and everywhere, DO NOT LIGHT IT!
Just sprinkle it around, it'll smell like chicken baking
The Native Americans use sage to cleans energy!
comment by anacoana on Apr 22, 2008 4:12 PM ()
Time to either get a new car or an old car without all the fancy dodads!!!
comment by nascargranny20 on Apr 22, 2008 4:07 PM ()
Are you planning on having it checked out? I would hate for something to go crazy and leave you stranded somewhere. Be careful--possessed Car! Should I call a priest?
comment by angiedw on Apr 22, 2008 2:45 PM ()
I would be freaking out too! my daughter gave me her spare keys for her car. I am waiting for the right time and I am going to hit that little panic button on it just to see her freak out.
comment by elkhound on Apr 22, 2008 2:34 PM ()
Whoah...
Maybe it's a short circuit???
It's a weird Tuesday... that's for sure!
P.S. I just saw the movie Christine this weekend... have you heard of it?
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 22, 2008 2:25 PM ()
your car is possessed or are you.
Now how are you going to prove this to people.
That some thing you have to work on.
How about the next time that happen,can you video it and put
it on youtube.This would be wild.
comment by fredo on Apr 22, 2008 2:23 PM ()
Yikes! Scary, frustrating and embarrassing...
comment by mellowdee on Apr 22, 2008 2:12 PM ()

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