You are all "invited" to "PISS ON MY GRAVE"! That's if I happen to "die" while you know me here.

I know "Redwolftimes" will take the offer, for sure "Pirate" will.., maybe a few others. Probably.. lots of others actually. lol.

Here is how I look at things. I NEVER write, to make anyone "happy". I don't write to make them "sad". I write what I "feel" each and everytime. I am VERY aware, that most I write has a "huge" possibility of pissing off someone. I also know, I'll "gain" as many (usually more) friends by being "direct" and honest. So why should I care? LOL.. I don't. I say what I think, and am more "real" then most anyone on here. That I know.

I picture my "funeral". Red, and a few dozen others will be standing around. All "unzipped", pissing on the casket. Probably a "few" dozen others just crying in the background.

Why should I care? I won't.. remember, I am "DEAD". You pretty much give up your thoughts once you die. To me, might as well say them when "Alive".

Nother thought. I would be SUPER PISSED if someone bought me an "expensive casket" when I die. If you "can't" buy be a beer when I was alive, don't pay for a "casket" when I die. Throw me in the "ocean" or whatever, I really won't care. I really don't need much once "dead".

Your choice. Piss on my grave, or cry and throw a flower. Nothing matters then. It matters when your "alive".

Gets me "EVERYTIME" Some dude dies, and all these people "show up" to show respects or whatever. Same ones that wouldn't even talk when he was alive. All for show, I have NEVER been that way.. never will be.

PISS ON MY GRAVE! If your "moved to that" DO IT! Hell, if you feel it piss on my head! Better yet, do it while I am alive.. lol. I might respond better.

I am "Alive" for now. Probably have a "foot in the grave", but I am "among the living". For now anyway.

PISS ON MY GRAVE! While I am alive, I'll pretty much say what I think, do what I feel right.

Redwolf.. your "welcome" at my "funeral"...

Gary :)