I've been looking at pics. I see the problem now.. I "Just need a better Smile"!

EDDIE'S SMILE
Eddie's looks a little devious, but has a certain "sex appeal". It's a nice smile. No wonder that "hot looking wife" he has wanted him. It's all in the "smile". Certain nothing to do with his "Vette"......

LUNAHUNK'S SMILE
Not a nicer "smile" on the earth! That's a smile that could make me "go gay". Serious.. he just has that "nice dude look".....

KRISTY'S SMILE
Nothing says "Gary do me" Like her smile. Well, she never said that to me exact. But it's always what I think....

OLDFATGUY'S SMILE
Ok, I admit, I been "drinking" but. FATS been looking "quite" good to me lately! He's probably the first "Republican" that ever turned me on...

SINGLEMOM'S SMILE
Who are we kidding? Not a "single male or female" here that wouldn't wanna do her....

TROUTBEND'S SMILE
Looks like a "cat really".. ok, I'm into it... Wait, the avatar is a cat pic....

JJOHHNN'S SMILE
Give me another "decade" in life. I promise.. I'll be so into this "dude"! The "smile" the pose.. Luving ya dude!....

I don't know.. just think "I need a better SMILE".. any suggestions>?

Gary???