I feel so "bad" for my buddies. You just don't know how many of them ask me advice on "getting" laid.

Today alone (and it's usually more), I had to listen to "hours" of them telling me "how they needed sex"...

Women, you just "DON'T understand. Men need sex!!!

I heard all they tried, I heard all the thoughts. Now Craig I can kinda "understand". He's not married.. and the one who moved in is a "crazy nut".

Lloyd, he is married. So he is super complaining to me. Think of it, if you can't get "Pussy" from your own wife.. your really in "Sad shape".

Well, I wouldn't consider myself an expert (although they think I am), but I had some experience...

I tell them "flat out". Women are fucking nut cases! Not some, ALL. They use that little "vagina" they have as a "Tool". To them, it's "Power", and they use it to the best of their ability.

They are "working you", you work them. Don't play that little game they have going..

Craig!!? Quit being the "nice guy". Craig, quit buying them all the chit they want. You made yourself a "nice guy", and one thing I know is women aren't "attracted" to that. Being a "nice guy" isn't conducive to getting "laid". You want "sex", you don't want a dozen female friends that won't put out.

Lloyd. Your own wife "won't put out". This one is harder, but actually easy to sort. You need to talk real "issues" with her. She is pissed about something. Before that however (I tell him),, wait till she comes home. Grab her, and throw her ass on the bed. Kiss her, rub all those places you know she likes. Then take a little "control". (all she really wants is to see you wanting her). So fuck the "Hell outta her. Women respond to little things like this. Yes, I know guys.. doesn't make sense.. but they do.

GUYS?! Women like "bad boys". It's pretty simple. Be a bad boy, get laid. Be super nice, and you'll become an expert masterbater.

Gary :)