For all the "Europeans" that read my blogs, I'll say who "Ann Landers" is (Or was, I believe she died). I think most "Americans" have heard of her.

I didn't actually read her "articles". I find that a bit "faggish". I have checked them out a few times tho.

Anyway, she had/has a "syndicated" newspaper article. Basically means, it's in "newspapers" all over the USA. It was an "advice" column" about relationships and things like that.

I got no problem with her. She did what she liked to do. I just don't want to become her "protegee" or something like that.

You just don't understand this one. I got "ex girlfriends" asking me for "relationship" advice. I got guys who knew me since I was a kid (asking relationship advice). I even got the "new boyfriends" of women I dated, asking me questions.

I think to myself... "ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID"? You all "seen" how bad I fuck it up! Why ask me?? I don't know, maybe because "Ann Landers" is dead, they turn to me. Nobody else left. Use your own "head" on it I think. My "theories" really don't work in this realm.

They "still ask me tho". Despite the fact that every relationship I had "went down in flames". Even my "ex girlfriends" ask how could they have made it better. That one I do know. "Kinky dirty sex" every night, and cook me dinner once in awhile. That does "work" for most guys I know.

The guys tell me: "Gary, you have always met women", how can I do that? Simple "LIE". Lies work "Great on women". I think they "actually" love to be lied to. There's something "actually" messed up in their heads. They love the "lie at first", later they change.

For "example", so you first start "dating" (this only happens after a chitload of lies). Anyway, she says "Do my hips look too big to you"? Of course you lie, you say "no Hunny, they look great". She smiles...

Then, she starts asking "again and again". Now she is "pissed" cause you miss the "toilet bowl" now and then. She sure tells "you the truth", yet you continue to "lie" for her sake.

Now, because you love "Pussy", you keep on telling her "how good she looks". Yet you are "fuming inside", because you've done nothing but "say good things to her" and she bitches at you.

Blame it on the "Barcardi" you had. It won't work. One day, you "will break down" and say "quit bitching at me you cunt, yes your fat nagging wench.. and I knew that from the beginning!"...

It only takes "one second" to ruin it guys. The "second" those words come out your mouth, her "lawyer is on speed dial". Women can be "vengeful, and I promise they now want your house, kids, and everything you ever worked for in your life. You know what, she "will" get it. Plus that's the last time you see her naked.

This is the reason why "I'm no Ann Landers". I just haven't got to that point, that I can be "constant cool". I'm cool "most of the time", just not "all the time"...

I did figure "this one out". Like when your "ex's new" guy ask's how to deal with her? Simple.. tell him she loves "rough sex, and being abused". This simple thing will keep you going. Now, knowing that this guy is "balling your lady, in your house", and knowing the "problems he is facing now".. lol. It can make you "Happy"!

I'm "NOT ANN LANDERS".. anyone that thinks I am.. think again.. lol...

Gary :)