Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out;

both were very faithful and loving wives.  However, they had gotten
 
over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers. 

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee,
so they stopped in the cemetery.  One of them had nothing to wipe with
so she thought she would take off her undies and use them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
 
pair of undies that she did not want to ruin, but was lucky enough to
 
squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a big ribbon on it,  so
 
she proceeded to use the ribbon.
  After the girls did their business, they
 
proceeded to go home.
 
The next day, one woman's husband was concerned
 
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so
he phoned the other husband and said,  'These damn girls' night
 
outs have got to stop.  I'm starting to suspect the worst.  My wife came
home with no undies!'  'You think that's bad' said the other

husband,  'Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says:
From all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you. '