Martial Law in 2008

For some time, the aim of several elitist groups has been to subject the American people to their will. They have established control over information spread by the public schools and by the mass media. Through lobbyists and selective bribery, they have corrupted the government in every way not to serve the interests of the citizens. They have subverted law enforcement and military personnel to suppress liberty.
They gloss over their misdeeds with old Yankee bromides and catch phrases. Preemptive wars become battles to win the hearts and minds of those yearning to be free. Torture nips terrorist activities in the bud. In times of stress, the government can bring order by confiscating weapons. Dissent is un-American.
Martial Law is the best solution for any disturbance, such as losing the 2008 elections.