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Yearly Exam

I got this in an email from my niece. I thought it was funny.


Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with
certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'


She put me on Prozac. What a witch.

posted on Jan 20, 2009 10:17 AM ()

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