Ana

Profile

Username:
anacoana
Name:
Ana
Location:
Pima, AZ
Birthday:
01/05
Status:
Married
Job / Career:
Other

Stats

Post Reads:
433,992
Posts:
2425
Last Online:
> 30 days ago
View All »

My Friends

10 hours ago
3 days ago
16 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago

Subscribe

Inspirational Thoughts

Entertainment > Humor > Is Stress Making You Fat?
 

Is Stress Making You Fat?

This is specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk
Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Snack The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag

1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream

Dinner 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size supreme pizza 3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake


Remember: stressed spelled backward is desserts.

           I feel less stress now don't you?

posted on Oct 28, 2008 3:50 PM ()

Comments:

Just for those of you who take medicine for cholesterol, please remember that grapefruit and grapefruit juice block the action of cholesterol lowering drugs. This isn't a diet for you!
comment by thestephymore on Oct 29, 2008 9:14 AM ()
Can we substitute Ben and Jerry's for the Haagen-Daaz?
comment by busymichmom on Oct 29, 2008 8:10 AM ()
Had me going there. My first clue was the first Hershey's kiss.
comment by troutbend on Oct 28, 2008 6:00 PM ()
Oh My Fredo, so sorry I forgot to add a few kisses.
Let's ALL send him some kisses!
comment by anacoana on Oct 28, 2008 4:04 PM ()
I've been on this diet for some time now. When does it start to work?
comment by nittineedles on Oct 28, 2008 3:58 PM ()
Only one problems.Neither one of these I do not like.Even the kisses
unless it is human.
comment by fredo on Oct 28, 2008 3:58 PM ()

Comment on this article   


2,425 articles found   [ Previous Article ]  [ Next Article ]  [ First ]  [ Last ]