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To uplift your spirit, nothing works better than a healthy dose of
laugher. Here is a two-in-one deal: elevate your mood with these funny
inspirational quotes. They are funny; yet they inspire you.
Unknown Author
Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.
Dodie Smith
Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
Isaac Asimov
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.
Henry Ward Beecher: Inspirational Funny Quote
The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often
comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
Beverly Nichols
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Bertrand Russell
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Mark Twain
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
Montaigne
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Woody Allen
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
Roger von Oech
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father.
Robert C.Edwards
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying
to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the
ingenuity of complete fools.
Robert Frost
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone.
Conan O'Brien
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal
skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that
study: Duh.
Herbert Hoover
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
J. R. R. Tolkien
All who wander are not lost.
Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
John Capozzi
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Lord Samuel
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
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