Go read this.
Some of you may know that my human and I are dirt poor. She gets her food from a charity, which requires no qualification of any kind. It functions more as a food co-op, which is fine with Human 'cause it's a really good deal.
Proof. You ain't gonna beat eight ribeyes for $25, and they are good, butter-tender steaks.
Anyway, today Human was cleaning out her mailbox and found the notice at the top of this post. Yeah, I can get a toolbar for my browser! (*suppresses urge to scream "NOT!"*) It'll get me access to all sorts of special offers from folks like Target and Sears and Expedia. (*suppresses another "NOT!"*). And the spokesperson for this effort? Mike Huckabee.
Of course, I'm sure he's only doing it out of humanitarian principle, seeking to make inexpensive food available to anyone willing to buy it. (*suppresses... *). Oh, never mind.