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Life & Events > Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns!
 

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns!

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Distraught in North Carolina

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Dear Distraught,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps,
Walter

posted on Oct 21, 2008 7:59 PM ()

Comments:

comment by kristilyn3 on Oct 23, 2008 11:18 AM ()
Too funny Laura!!
comment by texastar on Oct 22, 2008 9:34 PM ()
My word. Ya think this is real?
comment by november on Oct 22, 2008 9:23 PM ()
Sounds like the advice that Ted would give.
comment by elderjane on Oct 22, 2008 10:19 AM ()
p.s. Right now my hubby is installing a new front door light. The old one just wouldn't work. He went out to his workshop and found this big flood light and now he is drilling a big hole out front to make it fit. Just what I need to greet people at my front door.... an emergency flood light. Aaaaugh!!!!
comment by anniel on Oct 21, 2008 8:29 PM ()
Funny, but still somewhat sad. They just don't get it!
comment by anniel on Oct 21, 2008 8:27 PM ()
Oh, thank you for this. It is hilarious.
comment by tealstar on Oct 21, 2008 8:16 PM ()

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