I didn't write these, but someone has a sense of humor.THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD



THAT:



I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.



CEOs are now playing miniature golf.



Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



I saw a Mormon with only one wife.



I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.



Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .



Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



A picture is now only worth 200 words.



They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street ."



When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.



And finally,



I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.