Late at night I saw a repeat of a show "To Catch a Predator" you know the one where Chris Hanson traps these perverts in a house where the guys come to meet underage boys or girls for sex that they met on the Internet. So what puzzled me was every one of the pervs sent the kids pictures of their penises.
Do men really think other people want to see their privates hanging out there like some kind of wrinkled red sausage hanging between two hairy golfballs? What kind of come on is that? Ooooh, look how pretty and how proud of my stuff I am! You kids can't wait to see this can you? I mean the underage girls might respond to kindness, flowers or other enticements, but the sight of a man's privates is NOT a turn on, pervs, trust me. Pew!
susil