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Education > Teachers > No Sissy Stuff
 

No Sissy Stuff




Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here!

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spidermonkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- We will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off and then laugh.

This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask-- because you are my FRIEND!




Sorry, I changed this post completely!!

posted on Sept 9, 2008 3:45 PM ()

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I have a friend who is always giving me those sentimental placques that celebrate friendship. I hate them they are just tooo sweet.
comment by elderjane on Sept 11, 2008 6:51 AM ()
I LIKE this.

So much better than them soppy ones.

But #8 I'd probably laugh first then do the others.
comment by dazeymae on Sept 10, 2008 8:18 PM ()
great picture you found to go with it LOL
comment by panthurdreams on Sept 10, 2008 10:30 AM ()
Oh heavens!!! I changed this article, so nothing below this message is going to make any sense at all!!! Sorry!!
comment by sunlight on Sept 9, 2008 8:50 PM ()
How bloody callous is that…

Hopefully your friend will feel settled into her new school soon.
comment by dazeymae on Sept 9, 2008 8:45 PM ()
Wow! That is terrible. I am glad that you were there to be so supportive.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Sept 9, 2008 8:24 PM ()
Well that sucks. I don't know the whole story, but a similar thing happened to my mom. She's a teacher's assistant, and had to move to a different school because another woman somehow managed to butt her way into my mom's job. My mom was there longer, had more seniority, etc. The new school is closer to home though, so that was a good thing.
comment by imaginaryfriend on Sept 9, 2008 6:06 PM ()

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