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Sean Masterson for President~
I would be a naturally perfect first lady, not according to all of his preferences, but better.
I would have 1000 authority. I would have Sean pass that law.
Then after I had 1000 authority, I would ban technorati. Technorati is like merit pay for teachers. Merit pay keeps them from sharing so that they would be the best and be paid the most. Technorati might cause people from visiting the really popular people so that their own rating would be higher... or something like that. That needs a little more study.
I would know what the weather would be like 12% of the time. So I could warn you if anything untoward were heading your way... 12% of the time.
I would decorate the White House right! Red velvet all over the place.
I would ban all of the black limos. How boring is a black limo? I would make them replace the entire fleet with pink ones!! Well, maybe there would already be pink ones after Bugg's tenure.
I would help Sean select the next Justice of the Supreme Court!!! Let me see... I wonder who would pay me the most... oh, of course I wouldn't do it that way. Maybe...... Hillary! No, don't allow your blood pressure to rise... that's a maybe...
Also, an important duty would be to supervise the annexation of Canada and Mexico to the United States. Then we would have no border problems! And we could tax them to death, too. Now why hasn't anyone else come up with that idea? Maybe we could annex China. They would contribute a lot to our economy and we would own our country back again.
Well, the most important thing would be to help Sean dress properly. Tie selection! He should always wear a red tie with a black suit with only white shirts!! That's very important. Then he wouldn't need me there every morning telling him which tie to wear. There would only be one color in the closet. Look at this picture. He does NOT look presidential. Wrong color tie and shirt!
Do you notice the serious tone of this article? Black print!! (Not blue)
The convention of the Republicrats was the week between the Democratic and Republican conventions. I hope you caught it!
I'm so glad that other candidates watched the correct vetting processes of VP that he did!
Well, this better work!
I am having a terrible time getting this one on!
Uh-oh, breaking news!
If Sean loses this time to Buggs... which he probably will, we'll try again next time. See you in 2012!
