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This was taped during the Clinton years, but Garth seemed to know what he was talking about. (He's a registered Republican... but votes sensibly. That didn't come out quite right...)
On the other hand, here are some Adult Ed Classes for Men.
· How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays:
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
· The Toilet Paper Roll:
Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
· Is It Possible To Urinate Using
The Technique Of Lifting The Seat?:
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub
Group Practice
· Fundamental Differences Between
The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
· Dinner Dishes:
Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video
· Loss Of Identity:
Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help Line Support and Support Groups
· Learning How To Find Things:
Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not
Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming
Open Forum
· Health Watch:
Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes
· Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost:
Real Life Testimonials.
Location to be determined
· Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations
· Learning to Live:
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and Role-Playing
· How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion:
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
· How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy:
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important
Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions & Full Lobotomies Offered
