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Thanksgiving Quotes

Some Thanksgiving quotes:

"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before." Rita Rudner

"Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it comes only once a year." P. J. O'Rourke

"Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence." Erma Bombeck

"We're doing something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing." George Carlin

posted on Nov 22, 2012 5:24 PM ()

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This is the first year in a long time that I cooked at home instead of going out to the casino buffet. It was really good, and not as grueling as I'd feared, probably because I kept the menu to the basics.

comment by troutbend on Nov 24, 2012 10:03 AM ()

Good for you, kid!! Plus, you get leftovers; not a bad deal.

reply by steve on Nov 24, 2012 4:55 PM ()

Whatever the markets do, it makes us "no never mind." We'll buy a turkey tomorrow no matter what they are charging. Ed wants a turkey. End of discussion.